Czech Out the Most Interesting Man in the World

….”Captain Kutchie” Never Makes Up Stories But If He Did It Would Probably Be About As Good As The One That You Are About To Read Next!…..You Believe That?….

….Add “Captain Kutchie Pelaez” To Make This The All-Time Greatest Film Ever Made!….

…Could. “Clint” Eastwood. Possibly Be Competing With “Captain Kutchie

Pelaez” For The Position Of “The World’s Most Interesting Man”..

Perhaps?…But Then Again Perhaps He Is Just Waiting For “Kutchie Pelaez

and Frankie Valli” To “Make His Day”!…Ha, Go Figure!….

….We

Heard A Few Years Back That Megyn Kelly Of Fox News, Really Loved Her

Some Of Captain Kutchie’s And Anita Pelaez’s Famous Key Lime Pies! Could

That Make Megyn “The Most Interesting Lady In The World?….I Guess “NO”

On That One, That One Would Have To Be “The Lovely –Mrs. Anita Pelaez”

The Queen Of The Key Lime Pie World!

….I sure hope that this will be a great opportunity for everyone to

see some of “Don Rickle’s Scenes” from his productions of his classic hits

“Tales From Kutcharitaville”. You Do know that Don Rickles and Johnny Carson

together produced those comedy hits about their friend “Mr. Kutchie

Pelaez” and their wild and crazy exploits of Kutchie’s Key West and The

World of Key Lime Pies from the perspective of (Johnny Carson, Don

Rickles, Kutchie Pelaez and Steve Martins Eyes!) What a Hoot Those

Classic Hits Surely Were. Don’t miss them, be sure to tune-in next

month. We Laughed Until We Cried Watching Those Funny Movies. “The Tales

From Kutcharitaville”, I Think That They May Still Be Available In A

Boxed Set. Maybe Try Amazon. Good Luck.

You Know, It’s No Wonder That Everyone Calls “Captain Kutchie

Pelaez”..The Most Interesting Man In The World! Did You Know That

Kutchie Drinks Those Wonderful Mixed Drinks Named In His Honor Called

“Kutcharitas”.?. There A Hell Of A Lot Better Than Any Mexican Beers.

And Much Stronger To Boot!

….That Sunken Ship In The News These Days,

….It’s Been Resting Down On The Bottom Of The Sea Since Way Back In

1857, “Mel Fisher” Even Overlooked That One! “Yankee Jack and Micheal

McCloud Now Have Reason To Write Another Song.

….Hell, We Can’t Find A Boeing 777 That’s Been Lost Only A Little Over

A Few Months Now! Could It Be Because The Jet Had No Silver and Gold Aboard,

Just People?….Go Figure……

….Good Thing That All The ….(“Anita And Kutchie Pelaez’s Key West Key

Lime Pie Shops”)..Are All Showing Increasing Pie Sales Throughout All

They’re Areas Of Distribution. Consumers Just Never Seem To Reach

They’re Fill Of Those “Yummy Key Lime Pies” That The “Peleaz’s Working

Partner Team” Continues To Produce. They Have Been Called “Love At First

Bite”. Everyone Agrees, That The Loving Couple Have Been Baking They’re

Culinary Delectables Over 40-Years Now!….Isn’t She

Wonderful?….”AAAHHHH”, The Magic Of The Gorgeous “Mrs. Anita Pelaez”

Well She Is Something Else!….

….Who The Hell Does That “Kutchie Pelaez” Think That He Is?….”Frankie Valli” Or Some Big-Shot Like That?

….It’s No Wonder That People Are All Calling Him “The Most Interesting Man In The World”,…Big Girls Don’t Cry…Do They?….

….Don’t Cha Just Love Em!?….We Sure Do!….It is A Well Known Fact

That “Captain Kutchie Pelaez” Knows Who Put The Bomp In The Bomp Shoo

Bomp Shoo Bomp And The Rama In The Rama Lama Ding Dong!.He Even Knows

Who Put The Dip In The Dip Da Dip Da Dip!…How Cool Is That?….

….a-good-1-4-u-2-n-joy-ok!..

.”Very Interesting”!….

….”Frankie Valli and Kutchie Pelaez”..Did Make-It As Big As “Frank Sanatra”.

….”Yeah”

A Few Wise Guys They Certainly Were “Frankie Valli, Kutchie Pelaez and

Joe Pesci”!….Together “The Gang That Couldn’t Shoot Straight”!…..

….Mafiosi Wanna-Bee’s. The Key Lime Pie “Wild Bunch”. They’ve Got Everyone Shaking In They’re Flip-Flops!….

….Eli Wallach, Be Careful, Don’t Eat The “Cannoli’s”!…They’re Killer Man!….

….They Lived!…They Really Did!…Just Ask “Levi”!….

….I’d Give My Left “Nut” To Set Down With “Captain Kutchie Pelaez,
Frankie Valli, Terry Levi, Joe Pesci, Bob Gaudio, Bob Crewe, Paul

Shaffer, Bob De Niro, Tommy DeVito, Martin Scorsese And Clint East Wood!
Rub Elbows And Shoot The Shit With That Whole Crew Of “Good Fellows” Or
“Wise Guys” Or Whatever The Hell You Want To Call Them!….”Who
Wouldn’t”?….

….I Believe That “Kutchie” First Sang “My Eyes Adored You” And “Can’t
Take My Eyes Off Of You” To His Lovely Bride “Anita” Way Back In The
Seventies! ….Sounds Like A Love Story To Us!…A Very Good Yarn! “You”

“You’re Good You”….

….That “Captain Kutchie” Always Lands Back On His Feet. No Matter How
Tough The Situation Is He Always Comes Back Up On The Top Of The Heap,
King Of The Hill! Everyone Knows That! Never Count The Captain Out No

Matter How Down The Chips Appear!….

…Remember That He Is Not Only “The World Famous Captain Kutchie
Pelaez” But Please Keep In Mind That “Captain Kutchie” Is Also
Considered “The Most Interesting Man In The World”!….Why Else Would

Everyone Be Talking About Him And His Wild And Crazy Exploits?….His
Gorgeous Wife “Anita” And They’re Famous Key Lime Pies!….

….Yeah, You’re Good You. No You’re “DAMN GOOD YOU”….

….Also Add “The Two Yutes”….

….Marriage Lasts Forever and Ever, Two People Become One!
A Covenant Between A Husband, His Wife And The Lord “Jesus” The Christ!
Marriage, The Same Yesterday Today Tomorrow And Forever More! True Love Never Changes!

Just Ask “Captain Kutchie Pelaez” He Knows!….That What The Lord Puts
Together Can Never Be Broken!….That “Captain Kutchie” Really Knows His
Stuff. He’s Mind Blowing To Say The Least!…

….”Captain
Kutchie” Never Kisses Ass But If He Kissed An Ass It Would Be His
Beautiful Wife’s Ass!….You Go “Captain Kutchie”!….

….”Captain Kutchie” Always Said That “James Garner” Was His Main Man!….That This Key Lime Pie Is For You “ROCKFISH”!….